I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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