I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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