It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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