she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
