mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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