after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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