You surviving the open bar?
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Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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