I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
