I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Help. Why am I so naked?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
