So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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