That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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