we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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