absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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