So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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