Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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