im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize