forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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