so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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