Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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