She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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