At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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