THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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