this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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