he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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