I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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