She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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