How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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