I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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