used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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