It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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