Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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