They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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