I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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