hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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