I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Randomize
