stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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