the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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