It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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