can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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