So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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