thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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