try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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