shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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