i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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