Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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