it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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