The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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