How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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