I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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