We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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