how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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