so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Damn victory sex feels great
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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