im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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