why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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