I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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